Someday

Jamie and I will be on Maury.
I'll see my first Nightwish concert.
I'll finish school.
I'll paint murals on walls.
I'll master Sunday sauce.
I'll have a black Christmas tree.
I'll say yes to the dress.
I'll see the Northern Lights.
My hands *might* get bigger.
I'll know how to sew.
I'll master all things crafty.
All my fatassery will catch up to me.
I'll do something different to my hair.
I'll inherit swords, a glass pig, and a badass mixer.
Everyone in the art world will know my name.
I won't be a crazy old hag.
I'll see all my favorite castles and cathedrals.
I'll wake up in a cuddle.
I'll be a queen.