How To Make Your Life More Metal

Ha ha, I found this on Stumble today and it made me laugh :)

1. Air guitar on the train
2. Make your own bullet belt
3. Alphabetize your CD / Vinyl collection. Mine is alphabetized by the second letter of the artists name, because I’m special.
4. Organise your CD / Vinyl collection by sub-genre.
5. Tattoo album art onto your body
6. Draw tomato sauce pentagrams on top of pizza
7. Drive a tank
8. Go hunting
9. Go hunting with bow and arrow
10. Learn an instrument
11. Attend Wacken
12. Drink from a horn
13. Be constantly broke
14. Yell “Play some Slayeeeeeer” at concerts. Every concert. Yes, even the Symphony.
15. write in runes
16. death growl your wedding vows
17. sign your name in virgin’s blood
18. quote Nietzche at inappropriate moments
19. quote Manowar during sex
20. add a metal umlaut to your name
21. plan the playlist for your funeral.
22. Name your health insurance policy “Metal Health”
23. Own a sword
24. live the maxin ‘combat boots go with everything”.
25. Cover all your clothing with patches …
26. … including your underwear
27. Buy a copy of Dawn of Black Hearts with Dead’s dead body on the cover for a ridiculously inflated price.
28. Name your children after Cannibal Corpse songs
29. Name your cat after a demon of hell
30. chop your wood with a battleaxe
31. Work the words tr00, kvlt, krieg, grymm, evil and nekro into your daily vocabulary
32. headbang during sex
33. design your own illegible “black metal” signature to sign important documents with
34. save your ticket stubs in a photo album, alongside guitar picks and drumstick remnants tossed from the metal gods.
35. put your old underground black metal bootlegged cassette tapes on ebay for $500 apiece.
36. Spend the proceeds on beer.
37. eat steak at every meal
38. silence is golden, but blastbeats are better.
39. have a side project
40. use \m/ in all email correspondence
41. read this, and giggle.
42. Be yourself and to hell with what everyone else thinks.

xx Raise Me Up Into The Light Marz