Wednesday, July 6, 2011

People of OTB

Dear Michael Harcourt from table 73. I've always called you a vampire everytime you can in because, with your long ass dark ponytail so sleekly tied back and well taken care of, you could easily chill with Lestat and Louis.

Dear Thor from table 72. You're the coolest dad ever for playing YuGiOh with your kids at the dinner table. Keep up that thunder, you hippie Norse god!

Dear Man With Skinny Leather Pants from ToGo. I respect the fact that you would wear leather pants in the Texas summer. You, however, are not The Crow and thus cannot pull off leather pants.

Dear Pink Haired Lady and Large Dark Ponytail Guy from table 82. You guys are amazing for showing me discount websites and ways for me to save money and prosper in college. You rock.

Dear Old Lady from table 72. Thanks for being proud that I work a lot despite my age when I could be sitting around at home doing nothing.

xx Until Our Paths Cross Again Maybe Next Time Marz

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